Having painfully, and rather brilliantly, I thought, constructed the unknown relish (from Arabic via obsolete Italian, no less) from the wordplay, like Mark Selby I fluffed the easy pot. How a ‘disrespectful’ Ronnie O’Sullivan can get away with whacking the balls as hard as he can to get out of snookers, while I can bang in ‘cafetaria’ and get punished for it is something I don’t think I’ll be able to comprehend, however long I mull it over.
ACROSS
1 University cleaner in most superior European capital (9)
BUCHAREST – U CHAR in BEST
6 He explored old towns initially by hired car (5)
CABOT – CAB O[ld] T[own]
9 Calm a couple of sons united by length of life (7)
ASSUAGE – A S S U AGE
10 Eg seafood dish and coffee served in Puerto Rico (7)
PLATTER – LATTE in PR
11 Prone, possibly, to be retailing pork pies? (5)
LYING – double definition (DD)
12 Protected sheepdog, not one of bright colour (9)
SHELTERED – SHELT[i]E RED; a SHELTIE is a Shetland Terrier (clearly, whoever came up with the abbreviation was dyslectic), often seen overweight and panting in Hong Kong
14 Vehicle a motoring organisation brought from east (3)
CAR – RAC reversed
15 African country’s one mistake in first auction? (6,5)
SIERRA LEONE – I ERR in SALE ONE
17 Flyer’s downfall, circling oil installation ahead of time (7,4)
FRIGATE BIRD – RIG in FATE (downfall) BIRD (time)
19 Second-class American form of transport (3)
BUS – B US
20 One who speculates over blocking specific part of stair? (9)
THEORISER – O in THE RISER
22 Quick-witted Republican leaving for bay (5)
BIGHT – B[r]IGHT
24 Spoken part doctor originally played? Something fishy here (7)
ROLLMOP – sounds like ROLE MO P[layed]
26 Middle-Easterner lives with painter and priest (7)
ISRAELI – IS RA ELI
27 Gulf State’s leader covered by a Times supplement at first (5)
ABYSS – S[tate] in A BY (times) S[upplement)
28 Hospital doctor injecting point right in centre of back (9)
REGISTRAR – GIST R in REAR
DOWN
1 Cry lustily about onset of rough altercation (5)
BRAWL – R in BAWL
2 Charlie, a comparatively mousy employee in bank (7)
CASHIER – C A SHIER
3 As in a leg, a curious absence of pain (9)
ANALGESIA – anagram* of AS IN A LEG A
4 Flat Robert Louis misses out on, having no advantage (4-7)
EVEN-STEVENS – EVEN (flat) STEVENS[on] (misses out ‘on’); nice phrase, also found in even-steven
5 Place set up for male sheep (3)
TUP – PUT reversed
6 Trickery getting airmen in court (5)
CRAFT – RAF in CT
7 Relish being on top initially in pub game (7)
BOTARGO – O[n] T[op] in BAR GO (Japanese game) – ‘being’ is the link word; a weird fishy thing to add to something that, presumably, needs it
8 Oddly this sign of embarrassment reveals fatigue (9)
TIREDNESS – T[h]I[s] REDNESS
13 Like the shriek if this cosmetic procedure goes wrong? (3-8)
EAR-PIERCING – easy, but nice
14 Accountant at fair gets wind up, needing place to eat (9)
CAFETERIA – CA FETE AIR reversed
16 Young male Yankee offers to trap first of rare beetles (9)
LADYBIRDS – LAD Y R in BIDS
18 English friend the writer would put first, in theory (7)
IDEALLY – I’D before E ALLY
19 Concealed mike at Paddington, provoking great annoyance? (7)
BUGBEAR – BUG BEAR
21 Harris’s uncle, a twin (5)
REMUS – DD; Uncle Remus (as played by James Baskett in the fine film Song of the South, where he introduces the world to ‘Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah’ – which I always thought was introduced by Butlin’s), plus the ill-fated brother of the founder of Rome
23 German city individual making all-out effort (5)
TRIER – another DD
25 After rise, censure share value (3)
PAR – RAP reversed for something financial that eludes me
Edited at 2020-08-17 05:01 am (UTC)
By the way, frigate birds are common on Christmas Island in the Indian Ocean, where there are still no cases of C-19, so it’s part of our bubble.
13:39
An amazing few days of snooker, I’d say. My heart was in my throat for most of it.
Not exactly an easy Monday, but close. I suspect the difficulty of these puzzles is masked by the skill levels in here.
Thanks Ulaca (BTW – Collies all over the world are thinking of chomping at your ankles in retaliation for confusing them with Terriers). (And vice versa, I’d imagine).
Submitted with crossed fingers at 24 minutes, not being sure of LOI 7d BOTARGO.
13’05” thanks ulaca and setter.
NHO Botargo, but do-able.
Thanks setter and U.
If I say I knew BOTARGO without having a clue what it was does that ruin a perfect NHO score on this board?
I confidently identified FRIGATE BIRDS cruising around the ship I was on in the Caribbean, and comparing my pictures with online ones shows I might even have been right. Certainly not an unknown.
I took the share of share value for PAR to be a verb rather than a noun, which worked for me at the time but is probably a smudge.
The CABOT tower in Bristol is a favourite landmark from which I have flown paper planes. I think it’s safe enough, as John Cabot is free of association with slavery (I believe).
I hope this doesn’t topple his tower
I looked up bottarga/botargo in wikipedia. It sounds disgusting..
FOI Bucharest
LOI Botargo
COD Abyss/Bugbear
Philatelists have the advantage of knowing all about 17ac, FRIGATE BIRDS – as they abound of the the stamps issued by the (British) Solomon Islands. My COD
Japanese stamps however, do not feature 7dn BOTARGO – my LOI. Does it taste like PACHINKO?
FOI 1ac BUCHAREST meant to be very nice – but not on my bouquet-list.
WOD 5dn EVEN STEVENS very (fifty-)fifties English household, will keep Mr.Grumpy happy! You old oxy-moron!
From comments up above, it seems that BOTARGO has only appeared in the Monthly puzzle, and frankly I think that’s where it belongs. It certainly shouldn’t be put in as a final obstacle in what was otherwise a nice Mondayish puzzle. All a matter of perspective, perhaps: like distinguishing terrorists and freedom fighters, it’s sometimes hard to tell pleasing arcana from wilful obscurity.
I though botargo was taking the mick; I only know about ketchup.
NHO botargo but generously clued.
Bottarga is absolutely delicious, grated into pasta with butter and maybe a bit of garlic and (for an authentically Sicilian touch) some toasted breadcrumbs.
Same as everybody else. NHO BOTARGO so DNF in 28.47.
Thank you to setter and blogger.
Dave.
Apart from parsing my LOI post-solve, this was a breeze.
FOI BUCHAREST
LOI CAFETERIA
COD FRIGATE BIRD
TIME 5:00
COD: ABYSS, nice join between def and wordplay Gulf/State.
Friday’s answer: the highest-numbered pope was the twentieth century John XXIII; the numbering of Johns was a bit dodgy, it seems.
Today’s question: Israeli is one of several nationalities that ends in -i – but which one ends in -que?
FOI Bucharest
LOI Theoriser
COD Ear piercing
Time 29 mins
Thanks setter and Ulaca
Nice to see Cabot get a mention in my adopted home city of Bristol.
Thanks setter and blogger
Botargo is one of those words I shall instantly forget.
The rest was write-in Monday fare. Quite liked EVEN STEVENS.
I finished in just over 25 minutes and along the way I enjoyed BUCHAREST, CASHIER and TIREDNESS with my COD going to BUGBEAR for its humour.
Thanks to the setter and to Ulaca.
Could it be pub = bar and game = Go…??
Barry.
And perhaps our Bristol commentator can say if a statue of Cabot is in the river.