So, rather than my first introduction, which pointed out that this was rather a tricky little number with an especially awkward French customer that took me 35 minutes, I am afraid you are left with this threnody. And, because I just don’t have the energy, this second draft will perforce be shorter than my first, painstaking effort.
Sorry about that, but please ask if you are uncertain of something and someone will help – and that right quickly.
ACROSS
1. SPROUT – R in SPOUT > SHOOT
5. TICK OVER – MOMENT PAST > IDLE
9. HUNTSMAN – final letters of australiaN fruiT flieS in HUMAN (being) > SPIDER
10. REDRAW – reversal of WARDER > CORRECT
11. ABSOLUTELY – SOLUTE (salt in water, say) in ABLY (well) > FINE
13. NOEL – NO(v)EL; a noel can be a Christmas carol, which is a kind of hymn
14. VICE – double definition (DD)
15. WINDOWLESS – WIND (snake) OWLESS (a putative nighttime flier)
18. GET KNOTTED – DD
20. FOOL – DD
21. SCAN – SCAN(t) (barely adequate without final letter)
23. ETHEREALLY – E THE REALLY (if truth be told)
25. EVER SO – kneE V (very) anagram of SORE; literal VERY
26. BADINAGE – BAD (not good) IN (in) AGE (time)
28. GRADIENT – DIE in GRANT; a cant can be a tilt or incline
29. PELOTA – PEL(O)T A; a bizarre game played with ball, wall and basket
DOWN
2. POURBOIRE – POUR (tip) I (initial letter of Items) in BORE (hole); literal ‘A tip!’ from the French ‘for drinking’
3. OUTCOME – OUT COME (as in ‘He issued from the cave’)
4. TUM – initial letters of Terrorising Union Members
5. TINGE – G (good) in TINE
6. CURRY POWDER – CURRY (groom) D (bridesmaiD finally) in POWER (might)
7. ORDINAL – the literal is ‘for example, third’; OR (gold) N (name) in DIAL (ring)
8. ERASE – R (initial letter of Rules) in EASE (facility)
12. UNWHOLESOME – the literal is repulsive; UNWHOLE (imperfect) SOME (a little)
16. NET – a reversal of ‘all fingers and thumbs’, i.e. TEN
17. SPOTLIGHT – SPOT (place) LIGHT (land)
19. KINDRED – KIND (category) RED (rare)
20. FLANNEL – DD; soft soap = flannel = flatter
22. CAVER – a semi all-in-one, methinks; CAVE (Latin for ‘beware’) R (initial letter of Rock)
24. HABIT – H (hospital) A BIT (rather)
27. DIP – hidden in demanD I Predict
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I was proud to have figured out POURBOIRE.
I’m not saying it’s wrong, but it’s not a sort of misleading that I find satisfying.
Otherwise it was very tricky, or I was off the wavelength. Lots of definitions just didn’t feel right – e.g. come for issue, mechanical screw for vice, get knotted for on yer bike, ethereally, etc.
Hard but fair, thanks setter and blogger (in trying circumstances).
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28:35
Ulaca, you could carry the JavaScript around on a thumb drive. Or maybe we should just upload it somewhere convenient?
Mr. Jordan is my VP.
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FOI 4dn TUM QC escapee!
(LOI) 21ac ABSOLUTELY more from IKEA
COD 15ac WINDOWLESS – like IKEA
WOD 2dn le POURBOIRE – learnt from an old Billy Bunter story in my youth – ‘Garçon!’ was there too!
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VICE LOI, POURBOIRE dragged up from French, HUNTSMAN COD.
Wishing all in the UK a good Bank Holiday.
27′ 49″, thanks vinyl and setter.
30 mins bang on pre-brekker. Quite a challenge.
I couldn’t justify issue=come either.
Mostly I quite liked Curry Powder and COD to the ‘measure of cant’.
Thanks setter and U.
Got through it okay, but it was tricky. 10 was clumsy, with draw in the clue and in the answer. Pourboire straight in, as I’m a French teacher. Vice took ages; I had to do a gruesome double alphabet trawl to get it and had almost abandoned hope by the time I got to V for the first missing letter.
FOI NOEL
LOI HUNTSMAN
COD TICK OVER
TIME 10:15
Tough for a Monday. COD: ORDINAL.
REDRAW
WNDOWLESS – was trying to get FOWL into it
POURBOIRE – took too long to see the BOIRE part
VICE – LOI after getting POURBOIRE and doing an alphabet trawl
Thanks setter and Ulaca
No problem with POURBOIRE here, unsurprisingly. Not to be confused with a Pot de vin which is a bribe – though they sometimes amount to the same thing. I remember one football club chairman boasting in a newspaper that he always tipped lavishly, as it meant that he was sure of excellent service.
Thanks to the setter. Thanks and commiserations to Ulaca
Meandered through this one, and like Jeremy was happy to nut out POURBOIRE.
Sad to hear of the travails of our blogger. My thanks to him and the setter.
Some of the synonymy was a bit stretchy in this I thought, but mostly it was just clever misdirection and me being a bit thick. I enjoyed the challenge so thanks setter and u.
Meldrew
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You develop a soft spot for them, and I became an expert at transferring them to the garden via the ice cream container method.
Thx setter and blogger.
Top half was less straightforward until spotted POWDER (but couldn’t make CHIL(L)I work) and then TICK OVER gave most of the NE.
NW came from a tentative OUTCOME and ABSOLUTELY (which I failed to parse) leaving just the _I_E which took a few minutes to come up with VICE.
Quite pleased considering SNITCH was at 120 when I checked.
We had huge huntsmen in Tasmania when I was working on my PhD and I had a Canadian friend visiting who was amazed by the size of one we saw in my bedroom. We took a couple of pictures, when she got back to British Columbia she scanned them and started sending them around to friends. They ended up in memes… so if you see the picture of the huntsman about the size of a dinner plate crawling next to some ghastly blue curtains, that was my bedroom in 1993. Here’s an example: https://www.deviantart.com/stormmann1/art/This-Spider-is-so-big-it-has-a-health-bar-324348678
I found this tough, didn’t know the spider and didn’t get the dark = no windows, didn’t think GET KNOTTED meant the same as get lost, and spent 45 minutes on it.
Having seen that animal on the wall, I’m glad I am a long way from Australia.
No Monday puzzle this — perhaps Bank Holidays don’t count as Mondays?
Thanks Setter for the challenge and Ulaca for the blog.
And now I’ll probably dream of spiders tonight and I’m terrifed of them. Thanks, one and all
The rest was more or less done in half an hour
Chewy
Thanks Ulaca and setter for an enjoyable BH challenge